I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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