I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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