i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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