i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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