ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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