goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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