I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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