More tranny stories later!
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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