Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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