This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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