Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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