good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Your cock deserves a montage
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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