with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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