Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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