Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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