Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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