accomplished twins. life is a go
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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