how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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