I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I think i got beer on your cat.
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