he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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