It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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