I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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