You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I forget how to act sober
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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