I swear she didn't look like that last week.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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