We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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