This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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