But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
