the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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