True but thats because hes a fetus.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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