Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
