Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
There's even glitter on my cock...
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