ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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