Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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