I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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