all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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