Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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