im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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