I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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