Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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