Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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