So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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