Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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