I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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