nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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