In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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