i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
My feet surprised me
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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