On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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