Dual....:-)
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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