wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Randomize
