All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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