Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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