the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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