he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
