Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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