Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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