i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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