No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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