I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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