so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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