I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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